10 Things Your Man Says, As Opposed To What He Probably Means

1. I’m just protective


He means possessive. He’s jealous of someone talking to you or thinks you find him interesting. He wants to cover it up by saying he’s protective.

2. I’m sorry


He probably just wants to end the argument soon because he’s tired of fighting, so he apologizes.

3. It’s okay


It’s definitely NOT okay. Abort mission. I repeat, abort mission. Whatever it is that you have done, undo it, NOW!

4. It’s a surprise!


He hasn’t thought of what he’d give you for your anniversary, and wants to cover up by telling you it’s a surprise.

5. She’s just a friend


She probably is. But he wants you to think she’s absolutely non-threatening. But you’re not totally convinced, are you? All women crave is for a man to call every woman he knows apart from him mom, to call all his girl-friends, his sisters.

6. You make the plan


He’s downright lazy to make a plan. But this gives him an opportunity to make you feel special. Win-win!

7. I was just checking to see if you remember


He’s clearly forgotten. He knows you remember, but he’s probably forgotten. It could be your birthday, anniversary or anything else that could be important.

8. I trust you, I just don’t trust him


This is a classic. He does trust you. But it doesn’t mean he’ll let you be in a room alone with this guy he’s referring to. There are chances he thinks you may be attracted to him and he feels threatened.

9. You think I should go?


He really wants to go. He’s looking for you to approve. It could be a boy’s night, football, or something he knows you might not approve of.

10. You’re not fat, you’re just healthy


You’re fat. It means you’re fat. That’s what he means. He’s trying to be nice. But you can take a hint. Go run. Quite literally!

Now that you’re up to speed, you’re all set to take on your relationship like a pro!
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